So yes, it's that time again, the search for wingmen that go out regularly. I'm broken, dissatisfied with my pathetic life, which consists of watching BBW porn 24/7 and eating cheetos that I find under the sofa cushions. As far as my qualifications: they are manifest. I've been in the game for 8 hours. I opened my first set today. It was the cashier at Walmart. I asked her "Who lies more, chestnuts or ground beef?" She smiled at me and then called security. IOI! I think she was threatened by my alpha male "prize" frame and that's why she called security. Her BT was so spiked she felt an incredible urge to fuck me right there, so it was either blow me or blow me out. I guess she blew me out. Oh well, her loss.
As a wingman I promise that I will drag you down, disagree with whatever you say in set, steal your target, and DLV you by introducing you to the set as "my little brother." Also, if you try to spin a routine on a girl, I will say "hey, I think I heard that on the pickup artist." I'm also great at frame control. So, for example, if a girl says "why are you wearing that shirt?," I'll reply "because you are an ugly whore." Do you see how I took her shit test and reversed the frame? I usually only use this on 7's or above, because 6's and below usually can't take it.
I got laid, once. It was in Thailand with a hooker. I paid her $5 extra to finger her asshole. When I'm gaming, I get really drunk. I hope that doesn't bother you. I just find it easier to talk to girls when I am shit-can wasted. Sure, I don't stay in set long, but I can open like a motherfucker.
I'm looking for someone to take me under their wing and teach me game, someone that can talk well to people. When I'm not on my medication I can talk to anyone, but after the restraining orders my psychiatrist convinced me to go on anti-psychotics so now I'm having a harder time talking to people. But if I'm on E and some good special-k, in addition to the alcohol, I feel normal more or less.
PM me if interested
