Gay Cats Routine (stylechild03)

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topic:   Gay Cats Routine (1 of 5), Read 704 times  
board:   >> Tactics / Techniques
from:   StyleChild03 stylechild2003@yahoo.com
(first login: Jaunary, 19, 2003 02:00 PM)
date:   Wednesday, September 29, 2004 12:46 PM  

GAY CATS Routine

I've used this routine with good success. I want to tweak this a little more to make it kick ass. I would love any suggestions. [I saw this on Comedy Central, then tweaked it and used it the same night and it was a lot of fun]

PUA: Ok, get this, my friend Sara, bought 3 cats some time ago. I dont know what she was thinking when she bought them, but she bought all three *male* cats. It was so funny. When I would go to her place to visit her, I would see the cats spooning each other, sometimes even licking each other.

HB: smiling

PUA: No Really. I told Sara "you know what, I think they're gay, I mean not gay by birth, but maybe prison gay...you know. I mean they havent seen a female cat in
months...what are they supposed to do" So Sara started getting freaked out, its amazing how she never thought about it. And we decided one day that we're gonna do something about it, coz the last thing Sara wanted were gay cats. So we embarked on a mission to find a female cat.
HB: hehehe
PUA: And Sara had a neighbor that she really hated, he had a female cat, so once while the guy was away, we stole it and put it in the room with three male cats. Only God knows what happened then.
HB: LOL!!

OK, lets make this more fun.
Any suggestions!!

Cheerz
SC

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topic:   Gay Cats Routine (3 of 5), Read 558 times  
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from:   Wilder anon_2701@hotmail.com
(first login: March, 03, 2003 03:33 PM)
date:   Thursday, September 30, 2004 07:24 PM  

This is a fucking money routine for attraction. Watch for my upcoming write up of sculpting attraction stories for use in the field in the next Cliff's List.

The story needs 2 things. It needs an initial hook and a punchline.

My first thoughts would be:

Initial hook: Start the story with, "Have you ever met a gay cat?" After this, you'll have the undivided attention of your audience.

Punchline: "So now her neighbor's cat is knocked up. So pretty soon I think I know where you can get your very own little gay kitten!"

This story subcommunicates so many great things. I'm going to steal and adopt this one.

Game on-

- Wilder
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[Karate84]

Wow, that's great!  Maybe you could think of something amusing that your friend said about not wanting her cats to be gay!