This openers was taken from mASF, and i copy & pasted it to my own journal, but I don't have the full original post, but I do know who created it:
Text MSG Breakup Opener(LittleBigDick)
Dont ask this opener as if it was you that did the break up.. make it
seem as if it was someone else. Ask it as
.. How fucked up is it to break up with someone using text
messaging..
if they think it was you they may consider you cowardly for not
confronting the girl in the break up (and you can weave this into
your routine)
from here stack the opener to.. so do you think it is ok to date your
ex GF's best friend... I mean after all.. she breaks up with people
using text messaging
stack this with the jealous gf story and another opener/routine -
how many times do you have to sleep with someone before you
consider them a gf/bf? Cause I think boys and girls have different
ideas on this..
