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Closing Routines (Credit Jay Wa)
« on: April 16, 2009, 02:05:39 AM »

Kiss:

1.  Me:  What's the first thing you would say after you kissed me?
    Her:  I don't know.
     Me:  Let's find out.

2.  Me:  Hey, I've got something for you.  Remind me to give it to you later.
    Her:  Sure. 
      [some time later]
     Me:  Hold out your hands and close your eyes.
      [take her hands, then go in for kiss]

3.  Me:  Would you say you are an adventurous person?
    Her:  Yes.
     Me:  Awesome!  Me too!  Would you say you are a spontaneous person?
    Her:  Yes.  [unless she is really shy and reserved, she should say yes here]
     Me.  I'm pretty spontaneous too!  Now... would you say you're a good kisser?
      [now you've got her in psychological pickle where she has to kiss you or else go back on what she just said]

Going home:

4.  Me:  This is fun.  I think we should get lunch tomorrow.
    Her: Yea, absolutely.
     Me:  Well, what time do you think we'll need to wake up?

feelin' brave