Introductions:Me: So what's your name?
Her: Jessica
Me: Wow! That's very unique. Is that a Chechnyain name?
[you don't have you use Chechnyain, you can use any remote country]
If she's acting up:Me: Wow, how does your boyfriend put up with you?
Her: I don't have one.
Me: Well that's probably for the best.
If she's acting nervous or awkward:Me: Hey, can you do me a favor.
Her: Uh...sure.
Me: Can you smile? It looks good on you!
Statement of Interest:Me: You should try out to be my new partner in crime. There's a long line but it might be worth the wait.
Anytime there is a pause in conversation (and you're feelin' brave
):Me: Hey, help me finish this drink. [Offer her whatever you are drinking].
Her: No, no.
Me: Come on just put it in your mouth.
If your story just bombed out:Me: I thought I was being cute and funny. I guess I'm just being cute.
Comfort:Me: "Wow, we used to be so close" [cross your fingers]. "It's like we were hugging. But now we've fallen apart" [uncross your fingers, like holding up the peace sign] "Now I guess you just wanna hold hands."
Disqualifier:Her: Admit you like me!
Me: Yes, but I'm not in like with you.
If you're having a long and deep conversation:Me: Have you ever met someone that you just feel so comfortable around? You know, you really hit it off with them?
Her: I totally know what you mean!
Me: Yeah, I've never met a person like that.