Teasing Boy Friend Destroyers (Credit Jay Wa)

[Esquire]

If you think she's shit testing you (and doesn't really have a boyfriend, or is not very serious about him):

1.    Her:  I have a boyfriend.
      Me:  I have two kids.

2.  Her:  I have a boyfriend.
    Me:   Oh I can relate, I have a pet that I go home and take care of too. (Don't forget to smile).

3.   Her: I have a boyfriend.
     Me:  Well, someone has to pay for our drinks. 

If you think she's telling you she has a boyfriend because you are escalating to quickly:

1.  Her:  I have a boyfriend.
    Me:  What do you mean?  I haven't asked you out yet.

2.  Her:  I have a boyfriend.
    Me:  What's on your mind?  You're creepy.

3.  Her:  I have a boyfriend.
    Me:  Woah, I thought we were just having a conversation.  Get your mind out of the gutter.

4.  Her:  I have a boyfriend.
    Me:  Wow, I'm sorry, you must have thought that I was hitting on you. I was actually just being nice...

The Nuclear Option (esquire has not tested this one - post a f/r if you use it in the field!)

Her:  I have a boy friend.
Me:  Great.  Can you do me a favor?  Can you tell him to go fuck himself?

[Renaissance]

The Nuclear Option- I would be careful with that, only if a girl was really really fucked up and showing huge IOIs and SOIs would I pull that out.

In all normal circumstances you should never never NEVER insult a girl's bf. Instead, let her to that, let her realize that he's not that great.

Credit goes to MPUA Alex:

Her: I have a boyfriend
Me: Oh, thats awesome, what's it like being in the perfect relationship?

(she'll most likely start talking about how it isn't perfect)

Her: "I have a bf"
Me: "Well I'm glad you have someone to be around when you're not around me."

Adventurous (must say with a smile)
Her: "I have a bf"
Me: "That's awesome, he can make us fresh squeezed orange juice and breakfast in the morning."

[Luxberry the Great (mo money mo bitches)]

Hahaha... yeaaah.... most girls laugh at boyfriend destroyers... unless you're Kenneth Luxberry Drunk and the boyfriend is standing 5 ft. away on the phone, then a simple "Boyfriend? You guys should break up" will have him doing everything in his power to be on his ass =(

And another line which I got from somewhere... "Great he can do our taxes."