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Offline Delta

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Currently In Need of Help ASAP
« on: March 11, 2009, 03:01:52 AM »
Girl likes dude w/ tiny d*ck (proven via picture).  He is nice or whatever.  She is drunk and I am drunk. She is currently by his car proving she isn't a bad (sortof) girlfriend.  I need something to yank her back to my side.  She knows I'm all about fun.  But I want it tonight, not sometime soon.  And this waiting sh*t is bullsh*t. Help Yo! CAn't find good drunken words.  Already told her if she wanted fun I'm here but if she wants relations with little d*ck, he is there.  Help ASAP yo!
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Offline Luxberry the Great (mo money mo bitches)

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Re: Currently In Need of Help ASAP
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2009, 03:08:29 AM »
Quote from: Delta on March 11, 2009, 03:01:52 AM
Girl likes dude w/ tiny d*ck (proven via picture).  He is nice or whatever.  She is drunk and I am drunk. She is currently by his car proving she isn't a bad (sortof) girlfriend.  I need something to yank her back to my side.  She knows I'm all about fun.  But I want it tonight, not sometime soon.  And this waiting sh*t is bullsh*t. Help Yo! CAn't find good drunken words.  Already told her if she wanted fun I'm here but if she wants relations with little d*ck, he is there.  Help ASAP yo!

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