it's been 2 days since my 10 day trip from the other side of the world... And what is to be done during a Wednesday night, the strip club of course...
I rolled in BY MYSELF to the strip at 9. Suprising I was the only customer, so I got a seat a couple feet away from the stage and decided to chill by myself for a good 10 minutes.
The 10 minutes was actually the highest social pressure I've received since I've returned to the U.S., and knowing that I was being watched by every fucken stripper there, it felt like I WAS THE STRIPPER buck naked on stage!!
But I retained my cool thanks to my......inner awesomeness
anyway a mixed group of ppl come, and the tension is automatically broken.
The 1st stripper comes up to me, she was about a 7, not really feeling her look but decide to use her to convey my value
Her: hey, you wanna dan...(I cut her off)
Me: SIT...(lightly pat my lap)
Her: (complies, and just looks me in the eye)
Me: So what you been doing all day
Her: well I've been working, blah blah blah, You?
Me: (changed topic to how I was a violinist that played a solo in front of hundreds of ppl) <- Yeh it was random but i wanted to make a connection of how I know what her jobs like
We talk, I make her laugh throughout the whole time, and she gives that doggy bowl look, and after maybe 10 minutes she asks the dance question.
Now I only had 9 bucks left after drinks so I didn't even have enough for a dance, but at the same time I didn't want to get a dance from her, so I said my typical "maybe later" line, but then she persisted and said "but I'm leaving real soon~! blah blah blah" So then I said "I'm just not feeling warmed up right now" but she kept presisting!
Though after arguing for maybe 3 whole minutes, she said "fine" and got off my lap...just to come back 3 songs later...and after I shoo her away again....she's back 4 songs later....I shoo her again....she's back another 4 songs
Now from this point I was thinking, hmm does she just want my money this bad, or am I just that good...So i thought eh I'll # close her just for the fuck of it, but then somehow I forgot...oh well....
After the 1st stripper got off my lap I noticed every stripper started approaching me asking for dances, so using the same "sit" line I got another one sitting on my lap, an 8 who had huge tits :lol:
started small talk with this one too, but she was much more aggressive saying how she'll force me to a dance:
her: I'm gonna make sure you get a dance whether you like it or not
me: so your gonna rape me?
her: YES, if that's what it takes!
me: hah, I don't think your in the position to do anything like that
her: I'm the boss around here
me: Your about this close to getting kicked off my lap
her: so you want that dance?
me: (NAH excuse)
her: well when ever the fuck you've warmed up come to me
me: hah no hard feeling~!
I couldn't tell if my frame was dominating enough, but strip games definately not my forte...still fun as fuck
My main problem still is getting these strippers out of their work mentality, but getting motorboats and getting them on my lap is no longer a problem.
