Author Topic: A Witty joke  (Read 695 times)

Offline artisan

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A Witty joke
« on: April 04, 2008, 02:09:48 AM »
I've gotten random reponses from this, but feel everyone should know this joke (it's a 3rd grader's joke, but even you may fall for it...I did)

Me: Hey, I bet I can make you say the word "black"
Her: ok
Me: what are the colors of the American flag?
Her: Red, white, and blue
Me: HAH, i told you I can make you say blue!
Her: What? You should you would make me say black
Me: EXACTLY~! (nod-head) even my 8 year old cousin didn't fall for that one...though it's ok, I'll still be your friend (side-hug) (continue accordingly)

NOW, the time I got a bad reponse for this was when I asked the question and she said "no"   (thinking i didn't have enough rapport)

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Offline Luxberry

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A Witty joke
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2008, 11:25:11 AM »
Haha I love shit like this, gotta make it look effortless so t he girl looks like a dork. I also love the side hug - I use it all the time to fuck with a girl. She is like "Side hug? all I get is side hug?" and I usually go "Ok fine I'll give you the crouch out hug" then proceed to feel boobs


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‘Shut the fuck up’ I retort.

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Offline artisan

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A Witty joke
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2008, 12:55:40 PM »
Quote from: "Luxberry"
"Ok fine I'll give you the crouch out hug" then proceed to feel boobs


Boobs....OH YEH, GIGGY-GIGGY-GIGGY!!!
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Offline DOANER

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Re: A Witty joke
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2008, 01:39:54 PM »
Haha! That's a good one! Running childish games always works! The old, hey-you-have-a-stain-on-your-shirt routine is a classic!

Offline The Claw!

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Re: A Witty joke
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2009, 12:54:26 AM »
I am so stealing that one! That totally goes well with my funny/cocky persona!
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