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Offline poelectrix

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Keys to the VIP -- Theres nothing wrong with friendly compet
« on: November 25, 2006, 12:52:49 AM »
In general, do not use routines, use improvisations.

This requires a wingman, no approach anxiety, competition, a good attitude.

Recommended: Third person to judge and give points for each round.

Optional: Tape recorder, Pet Moose (Ladies love mooses)

Post your results below, this should be fun.


PS I need a wingman willing to do this :)

Round One.

“The Laugh Factor”
Make a woman laugh. Time Limit: 3 min.

“Three Approaches”
Approach 3 different women. Time limit: 5 min.

“The Narcissist”
Get a woman’s phone number by talking about yourself. Time Limit: 3 min.

“Speed Dial”
Obtain a woman’s phone number in less than a minute. Time Limit: 1 min.


Round Two.

“Recovery”
Initiate a conversation with a woman by insulting her shoes. Time Limit:  5 min.

“The Digits”
Obtain a woman’s phone number. Time Limit: 3 min.

“Reverse Golddigger”
Convince a woman to buy you a drink. Time Limit: 5 min.

“Call your shot”
Seduce the woman your competitor has selected for you to approach. Time Limit: 3 min.

Round Three.

“Starving Artist”
Convince a woman it’s cool to be an unemployed artist living at home with your parents. Time limit: 5 min.

“Sexy Talent”
Persuade a woman to reveal and demonstrate a sexy talent. Time Limit: 3 min.

“Angry Girlfriend”
Obtain a woman’s phone number while successfully fending off the angry girlfriend. Time Limit: 3 min.

“Seduction School”
Demonstrate your most impressive seduction technique. Time Limit: 5 min.


Post results below
I do battle with the Angel of Death for fourty hours a week. And what do you do for a living?

Feel safe at night, sleep with a nurse.

Air goes in and out, blood goes round and round. Any variation of this is a bad thing...

Sometimes I'm glad I became a nurse...other times I wish I simply became a ninja.

Offline suede

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« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2007, 10:24:51 PM »
I used to be able to watch them on YouTube. Now i can't find them anywhere. I think the comedy network made youtube remove them. Does anyone know where on the web you can still watch the new episodes?

Offline AsianEyes

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Keys to the VIP -- Theres nothing wrong with friendly compet
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2008, 01:37:34 AM »
HAHA that sounds pretty fun.  Lets do it.  Winner gets a dollar and a hamster and gets to spin the wheel of fortune.  YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
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Offline Masonsation

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Keys to the VIP -- Theres nothing wrong with friendly compet
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2008, 10:09:26 AM »
Lets do it!  I'm always up for anything.  We just need a jealous girlfriend in the know, and I can provide one of those.

Offline Eclipse

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Keys to the VIP -- Theres nothing wrong with friendly compet
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2008, 05:43:04 AM »
Since I just started cold approaching yesterday, I am pretty sure I need like a few months before I challenge ya'll to a super extreme pick up battle!!!